All rights reserved. Because the Word forces people to pick a side. That would be true for the other statements as well. ", featuring a polar bear sticking his head through a window (shown below). "Sixty years ago, twenty rowdy college students took their education extremely seriously because they found Woman, "I want you to imagine Hell. MORE LIKE EMERGENCY MEETING!" I WON'T GIVE YOU THE PLEASURE OF KILLING ME, Honey would you still love me if I was a worm, and displays its head to the people of Heaven, unfiltered, uncensored, unsubstantiated and unsportsmanlike, Cause every single enemy is adjusted to keep pace with you. V is now forced to battle the Arch-Redditor, and to do this, he will need to use the skills he's already used. "Why do you all have that look on your faces? 1:8 NIV). (shown below). No one responded, which is kind of cringe because I thought that at least SOMEONE would know who Keanu is. Reminder Wumaos aren't worth engaging with. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". Privacy Policy. If you didn't catch on by now, the word "Jesus" has "SUS" in it, which is a reference to the popular video game "Among Us.". Did someone do a Fortnite dance?" John uses several key words that he refers to time and time again throughout his Gospel as he introduces Jesus as the Son of God. But now I realize that life is fucking messy. It was Jesus. Order Curriculum, Literature, and Church Supplies, by Rick Ezell on Wednesday, January 01, 2014 at 7:00 AM, This is part 1 of the sermon series titled, "Hello, My Name is Jesus. This fight is one of the best in the game as V is forced to remain mobile, balancing the damage of his minions while overcoming the caffeinated super ranting of the Redditoid. and our As you read John, he will underscore the personal nature of God over and over again. "Young man, please be quiet" said the priest. But that is not his main purpose or his main message. I can't stop walking like I have to take a shit! Our whole universe was in a hot dense state when nearly 14 million years ago, They're being distracted with utter nonsense, me preparing to harass the minorities who live in my computer. So when things take a bad turn and we're at our lowest point, you really feel it. SEIZURE WARNING. This guy was definitely the imposter. (pulls a bone out of his pants and throws it at Xavier's face.) John wants to be unmistakably clear that Jesus is the divine Son of God in whom we should believe. Same thing as last week. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. The mammoth deserves to be extinct because he was weak. "Yeah so turns out war crimes and orgies are sins. I shot at the helicopter and it started spinning out of control and crashed into the front of the church, causing a huge explosion. Within the next two years, the post received more than 3,800 up votes and 450 comments. I grabbed him and threw him across the church, sending him crashing through the window and slammed against the street outside. It's the word he I want you to pay special attention to. Obviously, I was not going to listen to an imposter so I was Naruto running around the roof. Then, I heard sirens and a helicopter flying around above the church. I did a push-up today. They never showed up again. I limped all the way to the woods where I am now hiding and writing this. A crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his stupid, ugly fat head. Jesus Christ himself was standing on my door mat. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m67j6v/trolling_my_office_with_among_us_part_3/. I then gloriously slammed the door and walked away. and when the pastor told me to stop disrupting I said "THE PASTOR IS SUS, HE DOESN'T GET IT" and I then told everyone to download Reddit for funny Among Us memes. It's weird that humans knew about Hell before God. Brie yourself! The phrase "And the Word was God" is the climatic statement in John's speaking of the Word and God. So today in school, my English teacher was having us do presentation in front of our class. Don't come back until one of you is dead. "This is the police! 'Livvy Dunne' Purportedly Shades Rival 'Breckie Hill' By Posting Video Doing The Same Trend As Her, Three Years Later And CatJAM Is Still Vibing, YouTuber Beluga Has Built An Audience Skewering Discord Culture With Skits, The KRONO Remix To Aaron Smith's Classic Track 'Dancin' First Appeared Online On This Day In 2013. I'm gonna forever go down in Reddit history. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Quotes/HellsingUltimateAbridged. Jesus' words are difficult to follow. In saying, "in the beginning," John describes Jesus as "existing from the beginning" and "the ultimate source of all things." Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. staircases that are required to progress the game. I was beatboxing it so well (i had practiced it at home), i was certain that everyone would burst out in laughter. John wants us to believe Jesus is God. I replicated the Big Chungus pose with 100% accuracy. When God decided to give his final message to mankind, he didn't just send it in a book, which came later! Privacy Policy. Take that. . If you are looking for answers, they are found in the Word, Jesus. For more information, please see our If you are looking for directions follow the Word, Jesus. The speaker said "I'm sorry, what was that?" Whatever. to view the video gallery, or At this point they had been showing up at least once a week for 4 MONTHS. 2007-2023 Literally Media Ltd. On April 16th, 1998, D.W. From 'Arthur' Decided That The Sign Can't Stop Her Because She Can't Read. Hello, is it brie you're looking for? If you didn't catch on by now, the word "Jesus" has "SUS" in it, which is a reference to the popular video game "Among Us." Press "You will not need motivation to kill in this game, it comes about naturally, just like polio. I just told my dog. sugoma balls, "You might notice something funny about this level. The kind of face one would make if they caught their beloved child playing Fortnite. I'M NOT SUS THOUGH! He grabs his audience immediately with three well known words-"In the beginning." Again, no one even giggled. After being chased around the room for two minutes, I hastily undid my pants and peed in the security guard's eyes. Why? so we'll be claiming your child support as taxes. I will update as soon as I can but I need to get out of here soon because I can hear people looking for me. He'd be either a lunatic-on a level with a man who says he's a poached egg-or else he'd be the devil of hell. Jesus was the message. That's when the pastor told me to leave for causing disruptions. Your family. I said "WAIT! (John 6:60 NIV). What do we know about words? Jesus said that he was the "A" to "Z." It is not the end of the story but the beginning, our attention is focused in this message. We believe and know that you are the Holy One of God" (John 6:68-69 NIV, emphasis mine). I could not believe what I was hearing. Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bong Sorority. "I am the bread of life" (6:35,41, 48, 51); "I am the light of the world" (8:12, 9:5); "I am the door for the sheep" (10:7, 9); "I am the good shepherd" (10:11, 14); "I am the resurrection and the life" (11:25); "I am the way, the truth, the life" (14:6), and "I am the true vine" (15:1, 5). As he was being blinded by my pee, he was stumbling around and bumped into the wall very hard. You have the words of eternal life. I started off the presentation by showing the class the picture of the Among Us imposter wearing sneakers (it's a meme on google if you want to search for it). don't know how to parry more than one attack, it's, um, time to learn, you will never find our SECRET BASE at 29th Ave. Mexico City, You are trying to give me a fucking brain aneurysm, a police officer shoots Raiden's car with a rocket launcher, pushed an infant off the Empire State Building. You hope Torres is up there. I went upstairs to the roof to check out what was going on. Then, I heard sirens and a helicopter flying around above the church. Excuse me sir can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ. I replicated the Big Chungus pose with 100% accuracy. I'd like to introduce you to the first enemy in the game. Me "THEN I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT." I believe it. I trolled EVERYONE. Now, as I would soon learn, there is a reason this is a, Oh Jesus Christ, it's the Feds! However, it was worth it because I totally got to troll my entire class. I went upstairs to the roof to check out what was going on. Hard, meaning not difficult to understand, but hard, difficult to follow. So Jesus is God's Word that reveals the heart and mind of God to us. Everybody in the office was looking at me like I just murdered several bosnian children. This guy was definitely the imposter. Rawr X3 *nuzzles* How are you? "Young man, please be quiet" said the priest. To accomplish this purpose, John meticulously records seven "I am" statements that Jesus made that can only be attributed to God himself. He was the King of Kings. You shattered my shakashuri. Jesus is in Cookie Run! A car ran over his head, causing his brain and skull fragments to splatter everywhere. No one laughed. That's right: the power to throw coins. What would the world look like under an omnipotent and benevolent trickster god? So today at church the pastor was preaching about the crucifixion of Jesus and when he said that Judas would betray Jesus, I blurted out "JUDAS IS THE IMPOSTER! matching the players against absolute mongolian hordes of strange characters, Unless they don't subscribe, ring that like button, smash the bell, expulsion of our death resource is context-sensitive. I also realized that there aren't any redditors at my school (which is very cringe in my opinion). A crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his stupid, ugly fat head. I actually had to make sure I wasn't wearing my noise cancelling headphones that I always wear while playing Among Us. And were all in it for the same reasonto fuel the churchs mission of making disciples. after exploring his friendships, seeing him have fun and just interacting with people. V stabs Urizen and the two merge back into Vergil, I would decimate you so hard that I would win and you would die, Vergil cuts a portal to the top of the Qliphoth and leaves. To: Talk:Among Us The heavy amount of shitposting which satires the videogame "Among Us" seems massive and relevant enough to me to have some sort of brief mention in this article. Lady "No no we would just like to discuss the gospel" I'm, uh, serious about that. They are: changing water into wine (2:1-11), healing a man's son (4:46-54), healing a lame man (5:1-9), multiplying bread and fish (6:1-14), walking on water (6:15-21), healing a blind man (9:1-7), and raising Lazarus from the dead (11:38-44). Fischl. ", Final Fantasy 15 "Review" | BTS Adventures. Max0r: Yeah, so a big part of this mission is actually dodging all the cluster munitions that Patchy the Pirate sends at you. Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! 1 251.3K. We took our seats and the priest was up front talking about "salvation" and "holiness" or whatever. I Naruto ran faster than anyone has ever Naruto ran before. If you want to get to know God, get to know Jesus. While there is a warning, there is also a benefit. People have been saying "Jesus is coming" for 2k+ years. [4] Facebook Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about Jesus Christ? I said "good imposters get butt humps." I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!! "Dammit, I can't hit him!" And you are looking pretty gay right now. Within the first nine months, the post gained over 31,000 up votes and 9,600 Facebook likes. Just animation. https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/m6fx9u/trolling_my_church_with_among_us/. UwU what's this ?! So what did they do? I . I, too, want to know what this thing's (Tobi-Kadachi) foreskin looks like on my mantlepiece. I-Is it possible? He continues: "And the Word was with God." I limped all the way to the woods where I am now hiding and writing this. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. And I also kill self-entitled little twats like yourself. Except no, my mom is calling me. ", An Incorrect Summary of Devil May Cry 5 Part 1, "Unfortunately, this ambulance delivery man is. These are clear statements and claims to his deity. Jesus is the embodiment of all we need. you will be confused enough to qualify as a congressman, I have nailed the link to the first part on the church doors below, which is in no way related to Nero's missing arm. If you want to know what God sounds like, listen to the Word, Jesus. It was a beautiful confession of a faith. Everyone was staring at me, so I said "You guys are all sussy, I'm gonna eject you". It is really a dramatic summary, a revelation, of all that will take place throughout the earthly ministry of Jesus. The greatest sign that Jesus was divine is his resurrection from the tomb. I SAW HER FAKE A SCAN IN MEDBAY!" On October 7th, 2012, 9gag[2] user daffyduckydack submitted a photograph titled "Excuse me, sir. There's no way he couldn't be. *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* someone's happy! 12.5 With Tin Soldier set equipped. he's forced to travel to an Alaskan Walmart. I slammed my hand down on the crucifix, replicating the button you press in Among Us, which drove the crucifix further into his skull. I called him a cunt. What are the practical values learned in an introduction of Jesus as the Word? My words echoed throughout the room for five seconds before fading into complete silence. Even Naruto himself would be proud of me. But then, he said something that really caught me off guard. But then, he said something that really caught me off guard. *Indicated Required Field See ourPrivacy Policy. It reveals what we are thinking. Do you think all the people in attendance that day signed up? Sorry! Luke wrote his Gospel for the Greeks and introduced Jesus as the sympathetic Son of man, emphasizing Jesus' humanity. And after learning how to phase through oncoming traffic, we become sidetracked again as I am teleported straight to theTurtle Pope (Miriel, Pastor of Vows), "Welcome, everyone, to the open-world RPG where I roleplay as the victim, and today we're doing one of the, An Incorrect Summary of Elden Ring Part 2, "Welcome, everyone, to horrors beyond comprehension. Suddenly, the assistant principal came up behind me and said "Please sit down, this is a school assembly." A car ran over his head, causing his brain and skull fragments to splatter everywhere. Sorry! Uh, they, however, uh, they're not having fun. Peter would follow Jesus anywhere and, if needed, he would willingly die for Jesus, which he ultimately did. We will examine thoroughly this all important statement in the last sermon in this series. Everyone was staring at me as I had a huge grin on my face, perfectly replicating the face from the "when the imposter is sus" meme (Google it if you don't know what it is.) I decided to troll the speaker by standing up and yelling "When the imposter is sus!" (which was very rude and not wholesome) I pointed back at him and shouted "You're breathtaking!!" Can you spare a moment for Jesus Christ? The Prologue serves like a table of contents. HE DOESN'T GET THE AMONG US REFERENCE!" "JeSUS." The angels picked up the trumpets and as they were about to blow it WHEN, Jesus fell down and began to plead in tears. My words echoed throughout the room for five seconds before fading into complete silence. The "I am" recalls God's revelation of his name, "I AM," to Moses (Ex. had Twilight Sparkle finally realized: that friendship was indeed magic. 12.1 With Freedom Feathers equipped. On a simple level, your baby brain is responsible is responsible for two tasks: dodging and hitting, and dodging in this game renders you temporarily invincible (for 1/3 of a second). In this battle against Microsoft Excel, we are faced with a boss too large to be fun and are relegated to enduring his onslaught from inside of the forever box. Can't even wear correct shoes. And I slapped his face and yelled "EMERGENCY MEETING!" . and then I said "WHEN THE PASTOR IS SUS!" He has spoken the words of life. God has come to us personally. (the floor of the level is immediately flooded) That's not a good sign. I snuck in the house through the back door and disguised myself as a pirate (Yes the missionaries were at the door for that long) and answered the door screaming. gigantic world slightly larger than Africa, tilted towers and achieve one final victory royale. He can do everything better than you. Jesus fed them, displayed great miracles, and uttered powerful teaching. Everyone fell dead silent and looked at me. There's no way he couldn't be. 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