Love, your son. Whos there? Oh, is it yours? 14. Happy Birthday! You shouldnt stop yourself from getting ridiculously intoxicated just because its a Monday., 161. 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I know you received so many birthday wishes yesterday, but whos here with you today? Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!, 267. ", "I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. Happy Birthday to my bully of a brother!, 185. Wishes may come and go, but age always sticks with you. 8. Happy 18th Birthday! Congratulations! Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Its been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. Happy Birthday! Birthdays are nothing more than natures way of telling us to sit down and eat more cake! Happy birthday cousin! Happy birthday!, 74. Just for today, dear brother, I promise not to share anything embarrassing about you on social media. Happy birthday, dad. Now I have you. ", "Happy birthday! Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. ", "If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him. ?, 162. Sending you lots of love and laughter on your birthday. I was going to bake you a delicious rum cake, but I decided to go with a regular cake. I didnt forget your birthday I just forgot yesterdays date!, 101. Knock knock. No really, I think youve emotionally scarred me. Happy Birthday, brother! Heres to writing checks at the grocery store, doing the NYT crossword puzzle by hand and eating dinner by 5pm so we can be in bed by 9pm (youre right, 8pm is more realistic)! ", "On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday!, 22. Im afraid a Happy Birthday is all youre going to get., 30. If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Get Humorous Birthday Cards delivered to you in as fast as 1 hour via Instacart or choose curbside or in-store pickup. For your birthday this year, Im going to give you a piece of paper that might be worth $450 million but is probably really worth nothing., 67. ", "Everyone gets to be young once. ", "If its any consolation prize, in whiskey years you just got more delicious. I hope your age is as irrelevant to you as your birthday is to most people on Facebook, mydear cousin., 244. Happy birthday! What they forget to mention is that you really wont miss it. Itll make you feel less like a dinosaur., 58. 59. Birthday Soy Mate Taco Birthday Card Fire hazard Friends Gathered Together Purrfect birthday cat Hoppy frog Party Like a Guacstar Bad Ass Birthday Happy Drunk Birthday One Year Older Dying Reward Age Doesnt Matter Dog years birthday Fantastic birthday Stellar Brain Drain Hot Stuff Birthday Hot diggity dog 1 2 3 4 5 Go ahead, tickle their ribs. Happy birthday, cousin!, 231. Ooops! And 30 People Deliver Sincere Answers, 50 Times People Had A Beautiful Tattoo Idea And It Got Executed Perfectly, "You Are So Beaut-OHGOD! Just dont forget to delete the incriminating ones! Wishing a happy birthday to someone who is old enough to have sent out birthday wishes on MySpace., 78. Then you can take a nap. Some only dream of birthday cake, and others bake it happen. Happy birthday., 218. Those are the marks of wisdom., 248. ", "Id give you my last chicken nugget. Lets make like raccoons and get trashed. You keep looking young, and Ill keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Just like a fine wine, we all get better with age. I try to give people birthday cards that match their age. ", "Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Simple Birthday Wishes, short SMS messages. The cats out of the bag. Happy birthday!, 48. I tried to offer a teddy bear some birthday cake, but he was already too stuffed. Happy Birthday!, 180. Definitely. Happy birthday!, 63. I wish you a very happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it. You belong in the zoo! Today, youre just an old fart. Happy Birthday! Just wait until next year., 100. 91. Whether for work or for play our t-shirts make a bold statement. In the meantime, happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 36. Happy birthday! They say that age is just a number. ", "Happy Birthday Dad! I hope you enjoy those senior citizen discounts. 3) Have hot sex. 3. 9. 84. Youre a quaran-teen now. With over 3,000 humorous cards available, we have a giggle-inducing greeting for everyone. To forget about how old youre getting, lets drink enough to subtract an entire year off your life., 238. Time may be a wonderful healer, but its a terrible beautician. Not sure what to say? "Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Consider it a very early one for next year. Happy, happy birthday! Its a ghost hug! You may not be getting any younger, but at least youre still younger than me. Oh well enjoy your day!, 50. Oh, wait no thats just you. Happy birthday., 152. For your special day I made you a cake. Happy birthday, friend! Happy Birthday! You rock! Francis Bacon Age You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Break out the corkscrew because you have aged to perfection. Hey there! You were already old. ", "Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Wait, dont be angry! Happy birthday cousin! ", "Another year together has come and gone. Happy birthday,cousin!, 241. Its your birthday! Not sure if youre old yet? im using this in sept, when my saya turns 17, "A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. Youll always have a pizza my heart. You know youre getting old when the only thing you want on your birthday is not to be reminded of it. ", "Happy birthday! Happy birthday!, 131. I never thought youd live to see 30!, 255. Happy birthday cousin! Happy birthday!, 239. Dear sister, you have been both a joy and a pain in my life, though I think perhaps a greater joy. Were so glad we can count you among the living for another year., 61. Happy birthday! "Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. You really would have loved the gift I never bothered to send you., 257. 13. Happy Birthday!, 215. It will match your age! ", "Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. . ", "Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie. Want to feel young and thin again? A year older, a year bolder! ", "Out of all the men born on this day, I like you the best! On your birthday, I hope you choose not to resist temptation. Im so sorry youve reached an age where you have to actually start lying about your age., 243. If you keep on working hard, one day you may end up being like me. We respect your privacy. You may have turned 50 but you only look like 49 and a half years old. There is Facebook that makes you believe that you are popular and then there is me who makes you believe you are smart solely to make you happy! And you know I wont tell anyone., 177. I hope you get everything you deserve. You know what Im saying. Happy birthday! ", "What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? ", "If you were my Uber driver, Id totally give you five stars. You could offend someone whos sensitive about their age. Its your birthday! Happy birthday cousin! That said, using humor to wish someone a happy birthday comes with certain pitfalls. Happy Birthday to a guy who still isn't showing his age or acting it! 85. Happy Birthday!, 171. Or buy Birthday cards in quantity. I asked the rhinoceros and he recognized you! 12. 3. Happy Birthday! I think we both know which you are Happy birthday! Just another year and another wrinkle on the ol' nutsack. Let me honor you with a joke: Why dont you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Happy birthday, sister!, 207. Happy birthday! You're aged to perfection." 2. Oh well! ", "Wow, another year under your belt. You might hit me with your walking cane! Funny Birthday Wishes For Sister on Facebook: #1. Happy birthday!, 77. You only get better with age and your ability to hide how old you really are., 258. This is the funniest birthday wish I could think of.). Too many birthdays will kill you. Happy Birthday bro :), 190. If the birthday card recipient loves a good joke, you can't go wrong with funny happy birthday wishes. Say goodbye to your youth and embrace old age! You know what they say: its better to be over the hill than buried 6 feet underneath it. A birthday wish for daughters from dad: Roses are red, violets are blue, I am one proud happy papa, to have a daughter like you! Happy Birthday, friend! Get it? Ill get the prune juice ready though. You, my friend, are one year closer to finding out. If I were you, Id be concerned about my birthday. That wouldnt be much fun for the rest of us. Youre going to love it!, 110. I am laughing out loud as of now. May God bless you with lots of love. Happy birthday to someone I hope realizes is way too old to go snowboarding or surfing., 76. Then I realized, having me as a friend is the best present anyone could ever ask for., 253. Congratulations on reaching an age where your back goes out more often than you do. 6. - Jim Gaffigan. No matter what life throws at you, at least you can be grateful you dont have ugly children. ", "You're turning the perfect age. Love you always. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Happy birthday, lettuce turnip the beet! Happy Birthday, man! Happy birthday! Since todays your birthday, Ill do you the favor of not telling everyone about your childhood pranks. The best boyfriend ever deserves the best birthday ever! Happy birthday to the great influential person in my world. Not a good smell. But youll still always be older than me. Happy birthday, dear sister., 217. "Birthdays are good for you. 6. ", "Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! May you live long enough to be the direct cause of a Silver Alert. ", "Be careful. Despite all our arguments (that I won) and all our misunderstandings (that I was right) you know that you are one the most beloved persons in my life. Dear older brother, I asked Mom and Dad to tell me about the day you were born. Happy Birthday! Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror. How would you rate the quality of the article? Happy birthday! Haha, Im laughing about them now but seriously, did you steal my legos that one time. Sending you birthday wishes, hugs, and kisses. May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people youve never spoken to. "Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!" 4. Happy Birthday! Hope you have an awesome day! :), 220. Now, tell me the story of 200 years ago. Happy Birthday. Happy who? ", "Dont let old age get you down! Happy birthday., 51. Remember to tailor your funny messages to the recipient's age and sense of humor. Sis! Happy birthday to someone who is now taking drugs on their birthday for serious medical reasons., 25. Happy birthday! Blow them out! Happy Birthday! I just want to say happy birthday and no, you cant borrow that shirt. You know, when you think about it a belated birthday wish is really just an extremely early birthday wish for next year. Wonder where you left your phone? Happy Birthday! Enjoy your birthday old balls! 20. Happy birthday. For everyones safety, please skip the candles this year. ", "I wouldn't say you're old you've just been young for longer than most of us. Ryan Reynolds went above and beyond for his buddy Rob McElhenney 's birthday Friday and released a highly-produced song teaching people how to pronounce his name. Happy birthday! ", "Happy birthday! At your age, you should be in the Book of Old Records. Because I always have to tell a bunch of lies. Dont worry we have 269+ hilarious wishes that you can send to the birthday boy or girl online on Facebook, email or in a text message. Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. Wishing a happy birthday to my warm, kind, and caring aunt. For your special day I made you a cake. Today is the perfect day to forget all about your cares and the fact that I didnt get you a birthday gift., 146. You are so lucky haha! Happy Birthday! Dont hurt yourself blowing out all those candles! This person is definitely a trouble maker so I have to get ready to clean up your wastes. They say that age is just a number. We'll start with our best one-liners, then move in to funny birthday wishes for BFFs. I would bake you a cake if I knew how to use an oven., 160. Our own funny adult birthday cards are R-rated - some might even deserve an X-rating - and are bound to bring riotous laughter among your dirty-minded friends. Finally, here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someones face. Happy birthday! Happy birthday! Dont be bummed about your birthday! Have a nice day cousin!, 246. Funny Happy Birthday Wishes. At your age, theres nothing funny about birthdays. On your birthday, I want you to remember that you are only as old as you feel. In that time, he's worked as a journalist, blogger, and technical writer, and even had a brief stint as a video game writer. mmm debatable. I think its great How you used to be young. May you get so intoxicated, you forget how old youre getting., 81. To complete the subscription process, please click the link in the email we just sent you. ", "Happy birthday to my brother who has the worlds greatest sister! ", "Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years Wonder where your car is parked? I hope that your birthday is the best it can possibly be for someone who can barely function in society., 53. Its your birthday today, and Im once again reminded how old Im getting. Happy birthday precious. Birthday gifts, greeting cards, and parties are great. :), 212. I feel so special for this., 269. Happy birthday queen. So, at least you have that going for you. 97. Dont be depressed about getting old. Its been really important for me. You know, you really have to start caring about these things at your age, cousin. Happy Birthday!, 211. Happy Birthday. For the record, you're not old, you're a classic. The hangover isnt going to be any better this year, so please make the most of it! Today will be another one of those happy, beautiful, fun, and funny nights because we will celebrate the birthday of one of the best people that exists. From one old fart to another - happy birthday! Short Funny Birthday Wishes. Funny birthday wishes about getting older: Happy birthday! Happy Birthday, lady! How do you feel? Joe says, I feel like a newborn babe! Really, a newborn babe? Yes! ", "Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me. Trendy Teen Birthday Quotes and Images Grab a bubble tea and cheers to these super fun teen birthday quotes and images that are sure to make them smile! Happy birthday, friend! ", "Since its your birthday, Ill tell you now youre a real catch. Happy Birthday!, 183. You only look as old as the last selfie you took., 54. Its a special day your birthday! Your feedback will help us improve the article. Happy birthday, bro! Oh wait-that's wine. Just 364 more days until you have to endure another barrage of birthday wishes., 157. Happy birthday, man! May you have loads of fun on your birthday. Youre how old? Happy Birthday to a guy who still isnt showing his age or acting it! A true friend always remembers your birth date not how old you are becoming. Happy birthday to a person so old, they use their smartphone to make an actual phone call., 80. Happy birthday! (Are you laughing yet? 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